June 18, 2013
subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
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#i love this joke far too much #funny
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#look at me being all 'quete' #squeeeeeee #wildlife
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#look at me being all 'quete' #the nomathon
June 17, 2013
Dave/SpongeBob fic. Its not really shipping but if you want the ending could imply it. Here you go anon.
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#raine what are you doing #what is this
from The CreekbedStill thinking about Darren’s performances of Teenage Dream. Trying to put it in one sentence: In Houston, he sang his love for the crowd. In Paris, he sang his love for the song.
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
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from the great decaywhat a nice post you have. it’d be a shame if it
got more notes than you expected
wait a fUCKINg SECONd
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#kicky feet
Comedy superstars Improv Everywhere bring Copper to life.
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#watch this #WATCH IT
I am bisexual and I refuse to be ashamed.
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#well aren't you cute #bi pride #bisexy
NEW DEVELOPMENTS
apparently my mom is not even home
and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service
I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
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#everytime i see this it makes me laugh until I cry #funny
Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym
Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.
I kinda love it
this is actually great from an acting perspective.
the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).
The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.
also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.
DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS
That was great
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from AwesomephiliaGUISE
GUISE
IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH
EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK
GUISE
TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS
PASS IT ON
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from Saying the things you wanted to since 2012
Sebastian De La Cruz - Singing the national anthem
The performance that sparked way too many ignorant and racist remarks aimed at a young child.
All I can say is, none of those remarks will ever surpass this child’s talent and beauty.
The end.
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